rorpie:

person: i can’t tell if ur a boy or a girl :(
me: good

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allhailtaytay:

opheliathyme:

loverrtits:

brownglucose:

Her nose!Her lips!Her brows!Her hair!

What lipstick is that?!

^^^ that’s a very important question

Lipstick! !

allhailtaytay:

opheliathyme:

loverrtits:

brownglucose:

Her nose!
Her lips!
Her brows!
Her hair!

What lipstick is that?!

^^^ that’s a very important question

Lipstick! !

(Source: heartbeautyandfash)

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180mph:

OMG… today at school I asked to use the bathroom because i HATE MATH CLASS!! and im wasting time and after 5 minutes of taking selfies and blogging on my tumblr blog my teacher walks into the bathroom and says “What are you doing?” And I accidentally said “None of your business, Cumberbitch!” and he stood there shocked but then he said “Who do you ship?” and now we follow each other on tumblr!

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petitedeath:

bonerfart:

soaply:

*upper middle class fucker voice* But you have [one nice thing] so how are you poor 

image

never forget, that this is a real screen shot.

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curlyawesomeness:

jesus, i swear to your dad, you better drop that attitude

curlyawesomeness:

jesus, i swear to your dad, you better drop that attitude

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fuck I fucked up
me after trying to do literally anything  (via addisonmontgomery)

(Source: averagefairy)

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