shellfish-machiness:

You know who else is underrated? Owl City. This introverted guy who wrote a bunch of songs on his computer in his parents basement. With lyrics like “reality is a lovely place, but I wouldn’t wanna live there” and “please take a long hard look through your textbook, cause I’m history” and he tweets stuff like “got groceries. Enough social interaction for the week” and “girl I ain’t no astronaut, but I need a little space” and I love owl city

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ipoog:

"we have to talk"

"can i ask you something??"

"theres something i have to tell you"

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5000letters:

i find it so incredibly attractive when someone is really good at something, like you can play the violin? damn son. you’re a really talented dj? good for you! i don’t care if you talk to me about quantum physics for an hour straight if i can see the passion in you at some point in that hour i’ll think “whoa, this is really hot.” 

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gayboyfriencl:

chariczard:

gayboyfriencl:

Idea: make it so for someone to unfollow they have to pay you twenty dollars first

Man you’d be so rich

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bangays:

what if instead of saying nip slip we said nipple slipple

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ask-koki-kariya:

actualfrick:

Alright guys you can all calm down now, he’s free.

him free

ask-koki-kariya:

actualfrick:

Alright guys you can all calm down now, he’s free.

him free

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pastrami-sensei:

When the hero and the villain have to team up to defeat an even bigger, more threatening villain 

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prismaticpeonies:

i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE

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